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lyrics

I have hurt myself before, a few gory,
This is a true story
I was Down by the river at the Mendel art
Gallery, casually doing handrails on a snowboard.
Oh lord.
Oh lord what for?

All I see are triangles
telling me to yield, when all I really feel is maniacal
All I see are triangles
Telling me to slow, when all I want to go is in diagonals

Legs shot out front, head fell back
And slapped
on the concrete slabs
that were hard dude
Like in the cartoons, With stars too
Except they didn’t carousal a halo
More like a "hey yo"
“be careful with the payload”
You wouldn’t want to break those
they’d suppose
And they’d be right.
Way she goes, way she goes

All I see are triangles
telling me to yield, when all I really feel is maniacal
All I see are triangles
Telling me to slow, when all I want to go is in diagonals

Winter 1997
diagnosed diabetic
life tried to fuck me
I tried to let it
got stabbed by a drinking glass
Quite pathetic
stigmata stitches I’d protect it
By wearing a stint made by a medic
While snowboarding at blackstrap
Dren brought oranges in his backpack
We’ll come back to that We’re here to snowboard.
With much less skill than I’d hoped for

All I see are triangles
Telling me to slow, when all I want to go is in diagonals
All I see are triangles
telling me to yield, when all I really feel is maniacal
All I see are triangles
Telling me to slow, when all I want to go is in diagonals

Legs shot out front, arm fell back
The only good arm I still had
It Folded back, Broke in half
literally in half. bones overlapped
And That kinda humdinger
Fucks wit yur blood sugar
So come get your diabetic friend off the hill
Then dren fed me the oranges
From before the choruses
And kept me alive again
He was quite reliable
All he sees is triangles

Jason wants me
to sell insurance through primerica,
and he’s trying to tell me
how it’s not a pyramid scheme, but...

All I see are triangles

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from Sit​-​Down Comedy, released November 5, 2020

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Nolto Saskatoon, Saskatchewan

Nolto is a rapper, songwriter, lawyer, husband and father. He's also very uncool and dislikes most everything.

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