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What I Really Am

from Sit​-​Down Comedy by Nolto & Dren

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lyrics

I'm not a player, I just strike out a lot

Hi, my pick up lines are the worst kind
First I ask about her name and then I blurt mine
I'd Like to think I flirt fine, but that's not the case
My seductive look is the same as my awkward face

So I told her tell that I wish I was dream catcher
So I could catch her... Right?
Off guard. Like what the fuck does that mean?
She explains that what I'm saying is that she's a bad dream

You should see me when I'm not half passed out drunk,
You should see me when I'm not myself
You should see me at someone else's best,
a good night's rest might help

You should see me in the morning, not hungover
You should see me when I'm sober
When I'm acting my age or when i act older
you should hear what I told her

"I masturbate to the thought of you"
was a really creepy thing to say
"I masturbate to the thought of you"
is a really creepy thing to say
I've got things more important to do
Than to simply have a can of orange soda on you
Not for what I really am
You should see me not for what I really am

I'd like to think I've got charm, but that's not the case
I'm 37 and I'm going through an awkward phase
I can talk at length. I can talk for days
I sorta blew it, I over do it, in a lot of ways

I never half-step, I over step
steal Rodney's jokes and yet I get no respect
So I told her that I don't have any shortcomings
She should expect long comings

You should see me when I'm funny
Not just obnoxious
You should see me in an office
When my humility is flawless
Looking awesome and accomplished
when I'm not almost unconscious
Dawson's Creek kind of popular
Not falling off my feet when I talk to her
Not for what I really am
You should see me not for what I really am

I scout for girls, you could call me a Girl Scout
I don't remember where I live, let's go to your house.
Not for what I really am
You should see me not for what I really am

So I ask her if it hurt, when she fell from heaven
You mean like lucifer? Ya...
Just like lucifer... Ya

Confidence is sexy if you sell it right
So you got a boyfriend... I'm not the jealous type

Not for what I really am
You should see me not for what I really am

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from Sit​-​Down Comedy, released November 5, 2020

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Nolto is a rapper, songwriter, lawyer, husband and father. He's also very uncool and dislikes most everything.

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